Just what the doctor ordered!
While we were at Wal- Mart, an older lady looked at the kids piled in the shopping cart and stated "Are they all yours?" I had to chuckle. This comment royally bugs me. I only have 3 kids. Not 10.
She could see that I was about to giggle. I replied with "No, half of them are my husbands."
It took her a second to get it and then she was giggling. She walked away with on her face.